Avery, tonight at dinner, "Did you know everyone has their own vocabulary?"
Us, impressed, "Yes, you're right."
Avery, "'Vocabulary' is in my vocabulary! Ha, that's funny."
Daddy, trying to be clever, "Are there any words that you think are kind of funny to say?"
Puzzled looks all around....
Daddy, "Well, I think 'cup' is kind a funny sounding word. We use it everyday, but it just kind of sounds funny when you stop and think about it. C-U-P."
Avery, "I think 'plethora' is a funny sounding word."
*Mommy snickering behind her napkin.*
Daddy, regaining composure, "You're right, it is a funny word." Upping the ante, "I think 'anemone' is a funny word too."
Avery, giggling, "Anemone, yeah it is funny."
Mommy, knowing the answer, "Do you know what an anemone is?"
Avery, "Yeah its this animal that lives in the coral reef that has these wavy arms that when a fish swims by it stings them. But there is fish, I'm pretty sure its a clown fish, that doesn't get stinged by it and lives in it and that's called a symbiotic relationship."
Mommy and Daddy quit speaking now because, clearly, we are not able to converse with our five year old tonight.