This is actually happenning

Blame it on my outdated classical sensibilities, my lack of imagination, or my unhealthy expectation for things like beauty and meaning in all art, but recent creations which purport to be just that and are described as "Neo-expressionist", "Post-modernist" and "Massurrealist" I think belong in the category of another movement of the gastro-intestinal variety.

My fist thought whenever I encounter an especially abstract collection of color is, "Okaaaayyyy, that looks like something a 4 year old would do when his parents have left out the paint and are not paying adequate attention to the curious bundle of energy."

I should know by now not to joke around about these sorts of things.